Please for the love of all that is sacred and holy.
Make it stop.
You see, next year these two lovebirds who met in 1986. (Yeah you read that right):
Will have their 20th class reunion.
Last month this baby turned 11.
And last week we bought a car for this baby to drive.
When she turns 16:
In August. Which is 6 months from now.
And last night this baby (the one on the right):
Was text messaging.
A GIRL.
A FEMALE HUMAN.
(He'd be mortified if he knew I said so but I mean COME ON. A GIRL?)
And this baby, you know the one born like, what was it, yesterday?
Was rolling over.
Both ways.
It is in light of all this that I insist that all growing cease. And additionally that time stop.
Immediately.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter,
the mother
PS the wedding-y photos you see here were taken by the incomparable Myron Yeung. Take a peek at his website (You'll see yours truly featured :)
4 comments:
Completely off topic, but you have GORGEOUS children. :-)
Oh thank you. If only cuteness = a clean room. Sigh.
Cuteness is always a child's saving grace. (Like puppies and kittens).
A car? Holy cow. Is she learning to drive now? I DREAD that day. Good luck chica!
Holy Moly....20 years! Your old ;-P
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