Tuesday, February 22, 2011

make. it. stop.

Please for the love of all that is sacred and holy.

Make it stop.

You see, next year these two lovebirds who met in 1986. (Yeah you read that right):

Will have their 20th class reunion.

Last month this baby turned 11.


And last week we bought a car for this baby to drive.


When she turns 16:

In August. Which is 6 months from now.

And last night this baby (the one on the right):


Was text messaging.

A GIRL.

A FEMALE HUMAN.

(He'd be mortified if he knew I said so but I mean COME ON. A GIRL?)

And this baby, you know the one born like, what was it, yesterday?


Was rolling over.

Both ways.


It is in light of all this that I insist that all growing cease. And additionally that time stop.

Immediately.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter,

the mother


PS the wedding-y photos you see here were taken by the incomparable Myron Yeung. Take a peek at his website (You'll see yours truly featured :)

4 comments:

lifeversiontwo said...

Completely off topic, but you have GORGEOUS children. :-)

Joni said...

Oh thank you. If only cuteness = a clean room. Sigh.

Stef said...

Cuteness is always a child's saving grace. (Like puppies and kittens).

A car? Holy cow. Is she learning to drive now? I DREAD that day. Good luck chica!

Val McCormick Photography said...

Holy Moly....20 years! Your old ;-P

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